Showing posts with label Ms.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ms.. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Ms. Grand Slam

Tennis, anyone? A match with this Ms is sure to be fun! She's a fabulous doubles partner and a staunch solo player - she's known at the club as the game-set-match-slayer - it's a given that she'll win any time you play her. She's got a wicked backhand that unexpectedly curves - and she'll give you a run for your money every time she serves. Win or loose she's always a good sport - she's nothing but esteemed on the court. She loves to have fun and always brings refreshments - enough for all the ladies and gents - knocking a few back after a good match makes perfect sense! She's tennis chic from head to toe - it's really the only way to play, you know! She's Ms. Grand Slam - she's a totally-tennis-wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am!

1. Tennis Dress 2. Adidas Court Star 3. Lacoste, Rainbow Stripe Sunhat 4. Unique Round Sunglasses 5. Tennis Bracelet 6. Lacost Pom Pom Tennis Socks 7. Kate Spade, Mystic Tennis Bag 8. Sequen Tennis Balls 9. Tiffany Tennis Ball Can 10. Coral Lipstick 11. Ladies Leather Flask

Design + Poetry: Mrs. Lilien

Friday, May 21, 2010

Ms. Taurus

Ah, the darling Ms. Taurus, what a remarkable treasure - she does what she pleases and delights in her pleasure! She's patient, loving not to mention warm-hearted - she's a diligent Ms who always finishes what she started. She's dependable, generous and loves to share - she's a magnificent friend with oodles of flare! She has a tendency to be stubborn, selfish and insecure - but she remains devoted and dependable that's for sure! She's big on pampering and loves her delicious treats - she's got a thing for bon-bons and fancy things for her feets. She keeps a routine because it makes her feel good - she exercises regularly as every Ms should. She's usually in a fantastic mood - despite a 'her-way-or-the-highway attitude. In the bedroom she likes to keep it fun and slightly naughty - did I mention she's a bit of a homebody? She carries a fabulous conversation - she'll fill your head with inspired innovation, and do so without hesitation. Let's clap for this Ms who's perched before us - she deserves a round of applause, that dashing Ms. Taurus!

Design + Poetry: Mrs. Lilien

Monday, May 17, 2010

A Ms. Patio Bar

What ever is a Ms Patio with out a Ms bar - I find the notion of a barless patio totally bazaar! With the proper tools and astute cocktail mixery - she'll be lounging patio side sipping drinks so delicious and elixiry. First and foremost she'll need an out door bevy cart - a home for all of her accouterments is the perfect place to start. Muddlers, swizzlers, juicers and shakers - are some must have tools for the true cocktail makers. She'll need glittering glasses and highballs a plenty - for a good patio party she'll need a gaggle of 'em if not twenty. A drink isn't a drink without some fancy ice - this Ms is partial to the diamond variety because it's twice as nice! She'll need a secret cocktail book that's filled with recipes so naughty - so she can reply to raving compliments by swearing she's totally self taughty. Lastly, and certainly not leastly we mustn't forget the liquor - a Ms should only stock the good stuff, too many well cocktails will make her wickedly sicker! And there you have it the Mrs patio bar necessities - all you need now are some fabulous Ms cocktail recipes!!

1. Garden Beverage Stand 2. The Cocktail : 200 Fabulous Drinks 3. Cocktail Muddler 4. Cylinder Jar 5. Plymouth English Gin 6. New Arcadia, Sunflower Rocks Set 7. 18K Gold Citizen Plyaboy Swizzle Stik 8. Isi Soda Siphon 9. Citrus Juicers 10. Bar Tool Set 11. Glenglassaugh 1976 30 Year Scotch 12. Diamond Ice Mold 13. CB2, Stainless Steel Shiny Cocktail Shaker 14. Citrus Sippers 15. William Yeoward, Lulu Highball Tumbler 16. Sterling Silver Cocktail Straw 17. Belvedere Vodka

Design + Poetry: Mrs. Lilien

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Ms. Beachy-Chic

She sips seabreezes down by the seashore - the seabreezes she sips are delicious for sure! A Ms who spends all day at the beachy - is without a doubt pretty peachy-keeny. She plans accordingly for her day at the shore - bringing an ice bucket filled with her cocktail du jour. Head to toe clad a la beachy-chic - and delighted by the notion of the fun she'll seek. Oh the pleasure she'll partake in will be pleasantly perf - as she sips seabreezes all day long by the surf.

1. Gargyle Super Sunglasses 2. Hermes, La Legende Du Poisson Corail Scarf 3. Kate Spade, Monterey Bay Clamshell Necklace 4. Kate Spade, Folley Beach Small Bedadictia 5. Seaton Surf, Kissing Seahorse Boyfriend Cardigan 6. Tom Ford Lipstick 7. Mr. Ice Bucket 8. Seaton Surf, Canvas Shorts 9. Kate Spade, Candice Espadrilles

Design + Poetry: Mrs. Lilien

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Ms. Gone Yachting

She's been packing for weeks, gathering this that and whatnot - this Ms is taking holiday and stealing off on her yacht. She's planning to spend the better part of spring - sunning herself on the foc'sle and dripping in bling. She does this every year in order to recharge her Ms batteries - basking in the glory of every passerby's gushing flatteries. Her yacht, christened "Two Cheek Kisses" is absolutely ridiculous - it's the envy of the sea and hardly inconspicuous. She loads it up with copious cases of wine - sipping out of her Ms glass all day in the sunshine. She has plans to pull into various exotic ports - and stay a night or two in luxury resorts. And when she returns she'll be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed - regaling you with fantastical tails about the oceans that she just sailed. A bountiful Bon Voyage to this dashing and delightful Ms - cheers to a fabulous spring cruise set sail the "Two Cheek Kisses!"

1. Harvey Faircloth, Sailor Tunic Top 2. Harvey Faircloth Wrap Waist Pants 3. Kate Spade, Thank Your Lucky Stars Necklace 4. Miu Miu Patent Leather Espadrilles 5. Kate Spade Darling Point Champagne Saucer 6. Christian Dior B&G Lipstick, No. 622 7. Swanson Vineyards, 2003 Salon La Ti Da Estate Wine 8. Eugenia Kim Honey Striped Straw Hat 9. Vintage Yves Saint Laurent Butterfly Sunglasses 10. Globe Trotter Centenary Luggage

Monday, April 19, 2010

Ms. Picnic

It goes without saying that this Ms loves her some leisure - and, she's positively pleased to partake in a picnic for her pleasure! There's a special ritual in packing a Ms picnic basket - she'll only bring the good stuff and wouldn't be caught dead using plastic! She's certain to pack all of her picnic making necessities - the perfect noshes and sips to liven up the festivities. Good domestic caviar, a nice baguette and mini bottles of champagne - there's no potato salad here, how predictable and mundane! What's a picnic without some music for your Ms ears - she'll bring along a radio to play some tunes for you to hears! With her basket all packed, and her Ms self suitably stacked - she's ready for a picnic party and baby, that's a fact! She'll mount her trusty two-wheeler - and starts her ride with a giggle and a squealer. With the breeze blowing thru her Ms hair - she'll pedal like the wind without a single Ms care. You'll be thrilled to have this Ms as your sidekick - she'll absolutely knock your socks off at her smokin' hot Ms picnic!

1. Abici, Amante Donna Bike [via : here] 2. Kate Spade, Picnic Bike Basket 3. Veuve Clicquot Rose 4. Hermes, Sur Les Rives Du Leman Scarf 5. Jcrew, A.R. Trapp Troubadour Sunglasses 6. Kate Spade, Blowing Baubles Ring 7. Kate Spade Lorelei Earrings 8. Le Baguette 9. Swanson Wild American Hackleback Caviar 10. Classic Bike Bell 11. Roberts Revival Radio 12. Cb2, Finger Food Plate Rings

Design + Poetry: Mrs. Lilien

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Ms. Masquerade

Ms. Masquerade is a rather fun and fancy Ms indeed - she's pretty much the queen of fun times and eternally jollied. She gets invited to all sorts of Party of The Century events - attended by people with an array of glamorous accents. She dresses the part looking all kinds of mysterious - and trying to figure her out will leave you intoxicatingly delirious. Mysteriousness aside, she's quite the conversationalist - she'll regale you with tales so exciting because she's a sensationalist. If you offer to fetch her another drink - she'll take the top shelf champagne, just make sure it's pink! She'll take whirls around the dance floor with all the fetching misters - and posture while she gossips with all her socialite sisters. And when it's not couples dancing she can really cut a rug - she's a true jitterbug master, a real swingin' spark plug! She has the art of looking glamorous down pat - she's even got the extra long gold ciggie holder and lighter to match at that! She's a total whirlwind and will leave you feeling dizzy - and no, it wasn't the 5 highballs filled with gin fizzy - it's just the effect she has that's left you in a loopy tizzy. So, the next time you find yourself at one of these sassy soirees - check out Ms. Masquerade, she'll have you glamorously skipping and singing hoorays!

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Ms. Why - Not

Oh my my... now this Ms is quite extraordinary - She's loads of fun and rather out of the ordinary. She loves making grand entrances this Ms. Why-Not - how could you possibly blame her, she's a total sex-pot! It's her Why-Not attitude that butters up this sweet sister - and it's also the trait that won over her now mister. She's a free spirit who does as she pleases - she partakes in accessorized drinks with lemon squeezes. Always bedecked in her most treasured items - she never leaves home without her baubles and gems. Upon first glimpse you might find her slightly wacky - but while in her company you can't help but feel drab and tacky. She forgoes all methods tried and true - and experiments with what ever she gosh darn wants to. She'll drag you out to the hot spot she's been dying to try - but question her not as her top notch taste you just can't deny. There's not much you can do to stop her - and there's no one else that can quite top her. She's never afraid to push the style envelope - just to be half as chic as her, one could only hope. So if you happen to see such style as the next fashion onslaught - you know that it all started with the illustrious Ms. Why-Not.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Ms. Sherbet

Ms. Sherbet deserves a warm welcome - not only is she nice, but she's totally awesome! She adheres to a palate that's rather tangy - and steers pretty clear of all things ylang-ylangy! She's slightly poptarty, although utterly smarty - and when it comes to sherbet, she's never bogarty. On warm sunny days she'll whip up huge sherbet batches - assuring her ensemble matches - then makes special deliveries to all the town's catches. And while she's out walking, she gets the town talking - about her tasty sherbet she's rocking. On her way home, she picks up some gin - to give her sherbet a fantastic little spin. She'll mix bowl of sherbet punch - and drink it down for her liquid lunch. And when she's done she'll take to her lanai - retiring in her lounger uttering a satisfied sigh. She'll close her eyes all smiley and relaxy - after a longs days work, she proudly pats her backsie!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Ms. Clementine

This is the lovely Ms. Clementine - she's all orangey and super fine! She has a fascination with orange hues - and when deemed appropriate she prefers to go with out shoes. And, just because she roams around shoeless - doesn't mean she's totally clueless - she's rockin' a Halston gown and basking in it's newness! She loves her some barefoot dancin' and is of the fun-all-the-time philosophe' - so much so that she accentuates the apostrophe'. She'll pour herself a delicious orange cocktail - it's basically a screwdriver, only totally upscale. She'll spin some old records and turn them up loud - she'll sing and dance like she owns it, all confident and proud. Her living room becomes her own studio 54 - all decked out in her fabulous clementine decor. And when her night is done - and up comes the sun - she'll flop down on the sofa and reminisce about all her fun. She'll take a nap, then do it all again, which I guess is just fine - for I wouldn't expect anything less from the lovely Ms. Clementine.


Design + Poetry: Mrs. Lilien

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Ms. Meyer

It is with pure pleasure that I introduce the lovely Ms. Meyer - she's super sweet, seriously - I'm no liar! She's got a funny thing for lemons - so much so that she imports them from Yemen! Although she's mostly sweet at times she can be a little sour - but her moodiness is usually short lived, and gone within an hour. And for that matter she keeps all kinds of sugar laying around - she prefers it in cube form and stocks it by the pound. She enjoys partaking a good lemon drop - at which point she'll pick up the phone and call you to talk. Mainly, she likes to chat about all things yellow - and for the most part your conversations are pretty mellow. And if you have an ailment, she's got just the thing - a hot spiked cup of lemon zing! According to her, lemons are great even when you're sober - not to mention the perfect thing for a Ms hangover! She's a fabulous Ms, despite being a little tart - she's a loyal friend who'll love you with all her lemony Ms heart.


Design + Poetry: Mrs. Lilien

Monday, March 29, 2010

Ms. Hooky

Playing Hooky is what this Ms. is all about - she's a real funstress that's quite devout. She does what makes her truly happy - things that make her sing and clappy. It's perhaps late morning that she rolls out of beddy - and first things first, she treats herself to a mani-pedi! It's here that she relaxes and rests her eyes - luxuriating in her leisurely sighs. She'll burry her nose in a book over a late brunch - heck she could read all day, she's in no time crunch. She'll bring her camera along to photo at her leisure - there's just nothing like snapping photos for pleasure. She'll probably enjoy a long lovely stroll - to which you'll join her after she gives you the ol' hooky cajole. Oh what a fabulous funstress is our dear Ms. Hooky - she's so darn leisurely and wow, what a look-y!

Friday, March 26, 2010

Ms. Poolside Perfection

There's no place like poolside - there's no place like poolside - there's no place like poolside. This Ms loves to cool out poolside - be it stateside or worldwide - it' leaves her bronzed, blissed and starry-eyed! She packs her back chock full of goodies - and always has something fabulous on her footsies. This poolside princess knows how to bask and bronze, but never too long - who wants to look like a python?! She stays out for only a couple, slathering on the spf to keep her skin sweet and supple. She'll have her nose buried in a fabulous read - and will toss back the cocktails as she prefers a liquid feed. She's that bathing beauty all the boys dote upon - and she deserves it, she's a poolside glamazon!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Ms. Cooks-A-Lot

Ms. Cooks-A-Lot is domestically delightful - in the kitchen she is culinarily insightful. She's a classic Ms with modern sensibilities - perfectly costumed and equipped with all the essential utilities. Her food preparation skills are undoubtedly razor sharp - she can butcher, truss and roast a duck while in the dark. She's rather fluent with French cuisine - her meals are presentation perfect and worthy of a foodie magazine. She's won't shy away from tricky seafood dishes - she'll take requests and exceed your mouthwatering wishes. Her dinner parties are things of legends - she's known to astound her guests with her tasty inventions. I'm pretty sure it's the special elixir that she fills her cup - as to why she's so happy while she's whipping something up. You'll never really know what it is that she throws in her gold pot - she keeps her recipes secret [as she should] she's Ms. Cook-A-Lot.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Ms. Palm Springs

Well hello there Ms. Palm Springs - you're looking mighty lovely in all that spring blings! She knocks my socks off when I ask her 'how goes it?' - 'Merely magnificent' she replies looking dazzling - and knows it. She ravishes in her palate so citrusy - turning heads and looking rather misstressy. She's dressed to the nines for her long day by the pool - looking quite colorful, all resorty and cool. Would you expect anything less from a professional pool go-er? I surely hope not, especially once you got to know her. She takes her cocktails high, on the rocks and rather juicy - she sips them the whole day long keeping her chatty and quite loosey. In her purse she keeps handfuls of fun money - so that at the spa she can get rubbed down with sugar and honey. She's well versed in the good life and knows how to relax - she gets what she wants and doesn't wince at the resort tax. 'Trah-lah-lah' is what she quietly sings - she hasn't a care in the world, she's Ms. Palm Springs.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Ms. Flower Show

Lookout!... here comes Ms. Flower Show - she's a Ms on a Flower Show mission y'know. In early spring she keeps her schedule clear - for it's flower show season and she goes every year. She gets gussied up just to go to it - she blocks off time to make a delightful day of it. This Ms is lovely and ladylike - keeping her bag, shoes and gloves all white. She plans accordingly to have all her preferred amenities - like a double flask of St. Germain and Spanish Brandy - you know, all the flower show going necessities. She spends her sweet time taking it all in - she stops to smell the roses and sports an intoxicating grin. In front of the dahlias is where she'll stay a while - as she journals her flowery thoughts to keep on file. She'll prance through the perennials - and impresses all the flower show curatorials. Because her attendance is often annual - she's seemingly become a flower show manual. And not for nothing, but I think you should know - it's this Ms who crowns the best in show. So, if you just so happen to go - Be sure to say hello to Ms. Flower Show.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Ms. Tropicana

Look out, here comes Ms. Tropicana - she's all kinds of Mrs, why she's the top banana! You probably saw her the last time you were at the casino - she was the tall glammy Ms drinking the expensive vino. She's utterly over the top, not to mention super showy - it's pretty much required because she's an uber high rolly. This Ms has her very own craps table - it's gold and diamond encrusted, this is no fable! She also has her own special gold dice - before she rolls them she kisses them twice and shakes them thrice - and how they land is rather precise. She practices day and night - and when it's game time she's absolutely outta sight. She'll school you at black jack - for, she's got a fierce card playing knack - once you take her on, there's no looking back! She always wears her lucky ring that's every kind of bling - and yes, it's the real thing - she paid for it with a single winning, can you say cha-ching?! If to the casino, you've never been - she'll take you by the arm and show you how to win. And when you are with her there's no way to loose - let's not forget copious amounts of free booze! On lookers may glaze over and become a little star stuck - but that's what happens when your with lady luck. So next time you make it to the city of sin - try to meet up with Ms. Tropicana, it'll be an absolute win-win!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Ms. Sunset

Ms. Sunset is a glowing Ms you see - she glitters something fierce and fancy free. She prefers warm sunsetty hues - and bedecks as such from her jewels to her shoes. She shows up looking adorable and somewhat paper doll-ish - she takes creative freedoms and paints her nails with alternating polish. This is a Ms who works diligently all day - and at sunset treats herself to a bottle of good of Rosé. She forgoes din-din in lieu of hours d'ourves - she indulges in the good stuff as it enhances her Ms curves. Her favorite time of day is five o'clock - to which takes her cocktail on a sunset walk. It's her inner warmth that makes her glow - she's sweet to everyone and boy does it show. At half past the hour she seemingly blends right in - she basks in the sunset as the peachy hues set it. This Ms is a delightful little treasure - her warmth is beyond any measure and being in her company is an absolute pleasure! She's a righteous and peachy coquette - that dazzling Ms. Sunset!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Ms. Brunch

All hail this most marvelous Ms. Brunch - she was bound to come along sooner or later, I had a hunch. She's perfectly casual although painstakingly foxy - she gallivants around with all sorts of moxy. This Ms is considerably colorful and I'd say rather dashing - and she pulls off her innate style with out overly clashing. She paints her nails a super shade of sunny side up - and, in perfect brunching spirit she brings her own monogrammed cup. She prefers to be comfortable while she eats - in lieu of pumps she wears fashionable flats on her feets. She takes her brunching rather seriously - being that it's her only meal she consumes quite fearlessly. On occasion her tastes change, though she loves her some French toast - yet it's the multiple mimosas that I think she enjoys the most. Eggs Benny and crispy bacon she'll certainly be munching - like I said she prominently goes all out while she's brunching. If one day you happen to run into her while out and about - she'll probably invite you along to brunch, no doubt! She's tons of fun and super punchy - oh how we love this adorable Ms. Brunchy!

1. Striped Coat 2. Max 11 Straw Fedora 3. Onyx + Emerald Brooch 4. Yellow Fever Polish 5. Kiss Kiss Lipstick 6. Compact Mirror 7. 60's Sunglasses 8. Orange Ivy Pleat Grab Bag 9. Prepu Flats 10. Croc Print Patent Wallet 11. Monogrammed Mug

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Ms. Weekender

Meet Ms. Weekender - you might have met her during last weekend's bender - she was that Ms who was super chic and slender - but then again, you might not remember! Either way, she's a splendidly stellar lady - and if you ask me she's got it pretty madey in the shadey! Her life consists of constant weekend trips - usually jetting off on luxury cruise ships. Not the kind that are the floating resorts - but the ones that pull into private and exotic ports. She has unlimited travel vouchers - to locales that don't cater to slouchers. She's keenly well versed in how to pack - the things she fits in her bag, my she's got the knack! She always travels with refreshments and a delightful read - when you think about it, it's all you really need. When she travels, she's quite the worldly Ms - when abroad she always greets with two cheek kisses. She explores all her destination's hidden gems - and then records them in her travel journal as lovely little poems. She's good about keeping her trips short and sweet - you'd be surprised at what in a weekend she can complete. This is Ms. Weekender, you kinda want to hate her - but you never know you just might meet up with her sooner or later.